Part One: 31 Halloween Poems
Updated: Feb 20, 2021
Here are the first six of my Halloween themed poems enjoy!
31 Poems For Halloween
These are weird Poems I made for the weird holiday of Halloween. Enjoy!
1) The Being
The Being lives not
The being feeds off of your thoughts
It looks like you when you see it
And when you look away
The longer it will stay
It travels as air at night
But not so much during the Daylight
You look and see yourself on that bench
That’s how it feeds
To keep its needs
For it is not a mirror
It isn’t backwards
But once you see
You become the being
2) Nailstorm
The Sky turns black
At the drop of a hat
The sky is angry
Once again
It just looks for events
To build up anger
And Release it during a harsh shower
So the metal starts pelting
Those who don’t stay inside
As screws and nails
Rain down from above
Trying to hurt
Anything in reach
The nails make a loud
SCREEECCCHH
As it hits the brand new
Nail-proof umbrellas
That the weather man recommends
Nowadays though
You can’t predict the rain
3) The Sanity-tizer
Step right up!
For our brand new deal!
Put some of this on
And restore your sanity!
You shall be healed
Here, good sir, buy this
Sign this contract
And I’ll call you in a day
Now give your sorry old life away!
Oh, you ma’am, I see you’ve come back?
Is it Sanity-tizer that you lack?
I see. You have things to say and think
Well, don’t worry; this will fix that in a blink!
Don’t come back again
Your problems will soon be resolved
You can’t find this product anywhere else folks!
With this your life shall always be swell
You’ll smile every time
It’s not dangerous you’ll be fine
Just sign; now print there right on the line
Don’t stress
You came at just the right time
4) The Illusion
We put wool over your eyes at night
You’ll never find us here
You won’t even know you’re near
Till you step on our home
Then you’ll be ours
You’ll help us do the dirty work
Convincing others that the stars are lost souls
Once you step in our home
You will know otherwise