A long Tale( adult humor)
Updated: Aug 17, 2022
By wendiann alfieri
DISCLAIMER ADULT HUMOR 18+. If you do NOT feel comfortable with semi-dirty humor, this is a advanced warning
There was a time
a tale too long
to explain
in this song
valiantly, I will try
its message is about a ("myth")conception
Just sit right back
listen to this
all Dicks come
with false promises
longer or short
fat or slim
his penis is always part of him
we women dread:
his brain is just in the head
this is the story of a man
called Quip.
he was always lonely, empty before a start
the problem was cause he couldn't go to bed,never being able to go back from where he comes
He had just broken up with his girl of months ten
She dumped him, he was distraught
thinking what did I do wrong?
He got to the conclusion
she wanted more than he could give
in terms of his package.
he didn't have much to begin with
Then the tv blares, and what does he see?
A commercial, one just he needs
he's watching and drinking in the advertisements gleam
"The Magic Boner, just take one pill, it'll make you point in the right direction, when you find the perfect match to love you and your erections. when it's your time to fill up your tank
and go through as equals, one who can drive, don't be scared you don't have to hide, when the miracle happens once your inside"
He calls the number, orders the pills
in the evening next, he goes to
the bar
instantly, he feels a connection
over yonder working as in the bartenders section
He's walking towards to her
says hi, all shy, and says he needs a drink
after talking they both felt privy
to after closing, getting frisky
soon it was right as it seemed
she leans in and kisses him on the cheek
just taking in this new beauty
not to his surprise,
she wants to be satisfied, this is the time
for him to really rise and shine
they go to his place
he feels confident, goes back and takes a pill, maybe this time it'll help
they are lying in bed kissing and touches
and finally
he goes to use it
it was just reaching completion
when it stopped half-way
leaving both confused
he excuses himself from the room he takes
another pill
its just
she had other things in her life to do
out the door she walked, mind you
he returns, she's no longer around
for most men,
when it stands up
it's time for a fuck
He texted his ex, maybe she never really minded
that in terms of his dick,
he was short-sighted
he texted her, still a little drunk
"why won't you go out with me?"
she replied:
"Dude, you stole my fucking car and crashed it"
Oh yeah, he forgot bout that tiny facet.
