Updated: Feb 20, 2021
Here's the last set!
Why do we sit here?
Giving candy to kids on the street
Maybe we can all get together
And give some light
To those kids in need
The bulbs on the houses
Orange and black
Explode right after
The others past
It waits to be fixed
But no one cares
They’ve all got their own stories to bear
These lights are a distraction
To have a little fun
But once they explode
Their jobs are now done
There’s no luck of the draw
As I choose the strange door
The other green one
But I’d rather have the mystery
That only life can give
I don’t know about you
But I’m not going yet
Oh the pirates, marching by
Can’t be a fairy like me
And have magic and fly
But my magic is just on the outside
The pirates work
For their image this night
It’s a clever costume
A clever disguise
Important! Important News! The Souls are among us!
Their souls are heading to…Starbucks!
Starbucks is offering free coffee to any soul from 6pm to 12pm on Halloween night!
So loved ones don’t worry, your espresso is totally soul safe!
They also have smoothies and non-caffeinated drinks such as “Spirit Strawberry Smoothie”
And “Haunt luck” Which is brand new and tastes like a new breath!
So don’t roam the streets, souls! Go to Starbucks! They are dead-friendly!
Also: The living are not permitted to enter unless the dead gives a special approval for visiting.
I don’t understand
Why are Christmas lights up
Why is it Christmas?
You’re really getting the spirits confused
We don’t know which houses are friendly if the lights aren’t up
We are temporarily boarding in that old house down the street
And kids if you try to perform seances
Well, we’ll probably scare the crap out of you
But remember when we are truly invited
We will be delighted
7) The last
Welcome to the last poem
Please don’t sue us
Last year we had a legal mess with our poems.
We used the word “ghost” and some souls got offended
Man it cost us so many random supernatural occurrences
My house is still sinking everyday