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Get to know Me!!

Updated: Feb 20, 2021


By, Wendiann Alfieri

(these are all TRUE facts that are random and that you would find on a snapple cap kinda style. But these facts are about me, since i do not have any relation to snapple, or their facts, for all intensive purposes these are facts you’d find on a figurative box of Wendianns whimsical waffles)

*This is compiled with new content as well as all the previous “ Waffle Facts” content*

Here we go-

Wendiann doesn’t like the lion king

Wendiann likes the taste of drinking orange juice after brushing her teeth

Wendiann would do jigsaw puzzles with friends and hide a piece so she would be guaranteed to be the one to finish the puzzle

Wendiann thinks Pizza is incomplete if you don’t have olives on it

Wendiann knows Tacos are overrated

Wendiann sleepwalks/ talks in her sleep and will hog all the blankets.

Wendiann drinks milk from the gallon and forgets to tell others that when they want a drink from her fridge

Wendiann will share chips with people

Wendiann will NOT share cheese doodles. Once the cheese doodles are claimed by Wendiann, they stay hers

(However, Wendiann will grace you with the honor of throwing out the bag of cheese doodles)

Wendiann is competitive beyond comprehension

Wendiann is horrible to watch movies with, especially in theaters when she asks questions and makes comments out loud

Wendiann will laugh at things she thinks is funny, even if they aren’t actually funny or even meant to be funny

When Wendiann laughs, it sounds like she’s sobbing

When Wendiann sobs, it sounds like she’s laughing

Wendiann hates wearing shoes and wishes She could be barefoot all the time

The top most used word that Wendiann uses most is “What?”

The second most used word is “ Fuck”

Wendiann’s favorite word is arbitrary

Wendiann has no explanation for why her favorite word is “ arbitrary”

Halloween isn’t just a holiday for Wendiann, it’s a competition she will plan for all year round

If Wendiann is losing a game, She makes it a mission to bring others down with her and drive everyone crazy cause if she can’t win, no one can. And no one will

By the way, she just lost the game ;)

Chess is the only game Wendi has played that she does not get angry for losing at

CAUTION: Do not leave Wendiann alone with lucky charms She will eat the marshmallows and put the cereal right back in the box

Wendiann loves being in pools or going to beaches, despite not swimming well

If you offer Wendiann help carrying in something like groceries or a package, she will give you the heaviest thing to carry cause she is not physically strong at all and, hey, you offered

When Wendiann was young and learned how (to write capital “G”) She thought it looked like a “ C” carrying a pizza platter and would often draw letters as characters ( usually with the letters working or being in a restaurant) to remember how to write them properly

Wendiann is cold ALL THE TIME

Wendiann DOES sleep with the light on often, but is more afraid if she has plain undecorated walls in her room because it’s “ boring and eerie” that way

Everytime Wendiann has ever been to Hershey Park on vacation, something always went wrong