Updated: Feb 20, 2021
By Wendiann alfieri
you want to read something... what kind of things as a reader do you want to gain from the experienc? Come down to Rèad a beautiful restaurant with all your guilty pleasure! Bon Appetit!
Welcome to Rèad
Delicious Food since 1965!
Forcè Exposition Platter- a plate of expired cheese cubes the staff will proudly shove into your face
***Special Offer- if you eat all the cubes and don’t throw up from too much all at once this appetizer will be 50% off!***
Named Veggies- some of juneisayqua’s chopped celery, Steve’s carrots and some generic ranch dressing in the middle
make up a setting-Many Tortilla chips ground into crumbs and sprinkled on top of Nowhere’s-ville Original Salsa
Forced Interest- Hard boiled eggs with multiple layers of shell you have to occupy your attention with to get to the protein
Chefs Grain Of Salt- A salad of only spinach dressed with our brand of salt that’s strong but has a great aftertaste
Love Sick Gamble- A plate of either melted chocolate or tar! whichever you get you’ll still digest to get your moneys worth and inexplicably fall in love with it!
Tasty Descriptions- a plate of invisible delicious shrimp cocktail with the sauce so delicately made as it shimmers in a cup like the sun in a reflection on the water at sunset all on its own with some other food stuff
Starting- fresh picked leaves accompanied with bark from trees struck down when it was a dark and stormy night
Simple- a bowl of vanilla extract, if you want a play it safe and plain kinda meal
Out of ideas- a piece of cardboard decorated with whipped cream to cover the pointless cardboard
Out of ideas 2- cardboard but this time with icing not whipped cream
Out of ideas 3- cardboard but THIS TIME it’s different, there is icing and whipped cream on even more cardboard
Bitter Ends- pomegranate seeds and grapefruit crushed and mixed together with cinnamon sugar on the side
Turning point- a delectable assortment of chocolate truffles filled with spices from every kind of experience
Dark messages- some candy arranged in the form of a question mark and a cherry on the dot part of the question mark
All expenses paid by how much sanity you have left as a reader!!